Me when I get home from work

g i r l s … … girls……. girls… Girls.. Girls. GIRLS. GIRLS! GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡!!!!♡♡G♡I♡R♡L♡S♡♡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

im-prada–u-nada:

mitski-miyawakis:

blackspartacus:
do i….. like this or not? i honestly can’t tell sksksk

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

gaycism:
bummass:
Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol
Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”
^literally what I thought

#loudest character development

cancerianprincess:
gahdamnpunk:
I AM DECEASED 😭😭
for the love of god UNMUTE this
SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀
dead

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

Me every time I go into my room

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